Ventures in the mind pocket

I'm not an Earthling, I'm a Terran. Major fangasms are to be had.... watch out for the xenophile on this blog, also, cake.

eerieinwonderland:

Oh god Calypso is so fucking perfect in this movie. I sometimes wish I looked like her…

captnbunny:

reiseioni:

It’s Richard Grant with a baby in a paper sack with a sock on her head.

pacifistic-badass:

jhonenstalker:

diblaughingalonewithbigfoot:

does this count as a panty shot

100 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain I Didnt Even Touch Him So I Cant Be Blamed 100 Year Old Pantyshot In My Brain (I’m so sorry) 

I’m not.
But since we’re on the topic of his wardrobe, since the pink part is the ‘underwear’, does that also mean he’s wearing black stockings?
…Does that make him a cross dressing alien?


Also, dat dress…

pacifistic-badass:

jhonenstalker:

diblaughingalonewithbigfoot:

does this count as a panty shot

100 Year Old Mother Fuckin Pantyshot Cant Complain 
I Didnt Even Touch Him So I Cant Be Blamed 
100 Year Old 
Pantyshot In My Brain 
(I’m so sorry) 

I’m not.

But since we’re on the topic of his wardrobe, since the pink part is the ‘underwear’, does that also mean he’s wearing black stockings?

…Does that make him a cross dressing alien?

Also, dat dress…

(Source: crazy-ufo-kid)

captnbunny:

daguchna:

reiseioni:

More with baby.

Oh God.
Oh my Goooood.
MY GOOOOOOOD.
I CAN’T HANDLE THOSE FEELINGS.

omfg.

LET ME DIE. GOD.