All I want is snacks, internet and someone to scratch my back.

cumberbitchsandwich:

han-sulu:

yeah so 

i got distracted in driver’s ed

Who needs to learn how to drive when you can draw like THIS?

theunaffectionist:

awwww he is angry by ~Yuikita-Sumaki777

freeskywarp:

duckbats:

freeskywarp:

duckbats:

I JUST BEAT OFF.

AND IT WAS FANTASTIC.

uh

okay?

it’s a game omfg

i mean, yeah, it can be a game if you want it to

nue:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

vivisroom:

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

that comment is so accurate it hurts

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

p1kenobi:

lavenderharmony:

thepandahouse:

In case you missed it. Abridged Xbox One reveal.

xbox go home omg

Unfortunately accurate.

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

vagina-thumper:

saintqueer:

vagina-thumper:

does anyone remember how fucking hot the police officer was in silent hill? LIKE DAMMMMn

But all I see is annoying Andrea from Walking Dead.

we don’t talk about that.